I’m a rocket ship on my way Mars, on a collision course, I am a satellite, I’m outta control
OP: Victorian Maiden
Cardigan: Juliette et Justine
Shoes: Mojo Moxy
Avcon 2014: Sunday
Angelic Pretty Fancy Paper Dolls
Jumperskirt, headbow, necklace: Angelic Pretty
Blouse: Pumpkin Cat
Socks: Emily Temple Cute
Shoes: Secret Shop
Everything else: Offbrand or handmade
when you looking at your bank transactions like
"what the fuck did i spent $50 on at walmart?"
"$8 at QuikTrip? The fuck was worth $8 at QuikTrip?? "
can someone write a book about this
people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen
like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing
It shall be done.
Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate youDay 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbagMonth 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRRMonth 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? PleaseMonth 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.Year 1: One down. 17 to go…Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEARTYear 3: Oh thank god that’s overYear 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shitYear 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS
Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?
year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!
year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.
This is really sweet
So for my AP United States History class we have to write a research paper; my topic is the gay rights movement in America. Today I began reading one of the books that I chose as a source
And I opened it up to the dedication page and found this
And if you don’t think that’s one of the sweetest and most romantic things ever then get out of my face
I just got the matching bonnet for this dress, I’m so excited!
the high school years will always be my favourite seasons.
finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom