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obsixwi:

I’m a rocket ship on my way Mars, on a collision course, I am a satellite, I’m outta control
OP: Victorian Maiden Cardigan: Juliette et Justine Socks: Offbrand Hat: Offbrand Shoes: Mojo Moxy

obsixwi:

I’m a rocket ship on my way Mars, on a collision course, I am a satellite, I’m outta control

OP: Victorian Maiden
Cardigan: Juliette et Justine
Socks: Offbrand
Hat: Offbrand
Shoes: Mojo Moxy

angiiichan:

Avcon 2014: SundayAngelic Pretty Fancy Paper DollsJumperskirt, headbow, necklace: Angelic PrettyBlouse: Pumpkin CatSocks: Emily Temple CuteBag: MilkShoes: Secret ShopEverything else: Offbrand or handmade

angiiichan:

Avcon 2014: Sunday
Angelic Pretty Fancy Paper Dolls

Jumperskirt, headbow, necklace: Angelic Pretty
Blouse: Pumpkin Cat
Socks: Emily Temple Cute
Bag: Milk
Shoes: Secret Shop
Everything else: Offbrand or handmade

thatnigga-el:

imsoshive:

when you looking at your bank transactions like

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"what the fuck did i spent $50 on at walmart?"

"$8 at QuikTrip? The fuck was worth $8 at QuikTrip?? "

fareeda-says:

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled awayalmost


I say this all the time

fareeda-says:

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

I say this all the time

iggy-master-of-all:

steampoweredcupcake:

can someone write a book about this
people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen
like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing

It shall be done.

iggy-master-of-all:

steampoweredcupcake:

can someone write a book about this

people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen

like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing

It shall be done.

sextspert:

superwholock-at-hogwarts:

chevvybar:

hiddlestalker:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.

sextspert:

superwholock-at-hogwarts:

chevvybar:

hiddlestalker:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.

This is really sweet

charmedsevenfold:

So for my AP United States History class we have to write a research paper; my topic is the gay rights movement in America. Today I began reading one of the books that I chose as a sourceimage

And I opened it up to the dedication page and found this

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And if you don’t think that’s one of the sweetest and most romantic things ever then get out of my face

letmeespainyouathing:

I just got the matching bonnet for this dress, I’m so excited!

https://www.flickr.com/photos/knightoftheglowcloud13/

thereal1990s:

the high school years will always be my favourite seasons.

risarei:

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom